Not gonna lie, I usually get really annoyed about these “campaigns.” Like “ooh change your Facebook status to the colour of your pants and you will find the cure for blindness.” blah blah blah. There’s no point to these things if no one knows what you are doing and if you’re not actually donating any money/ raising some sort of awareness.

That said, I did upload my no makeup selfie:


This campaign is different to the other ones. For most people. I have still seen a lot of people uploading a picture saying, “#nomakeupselfie” with no donation or hint at what they are doing. WHAT IS THE POINT?!?!? But by nominating people to upload a picture, DONATE and tell people to touch their boobies and their moobies, a difference can actually be made. A million pounds worth of a difference in fact! Cancer Research have a huuuuge influx of donations, mainly via text, in the past 24h hours. So lets keep it going!

Text “BEAT” to 70007 so future generations do not have to suffer from cancer. 

It can be beaten.


Baby gurl!?

Okay. You have a boyfriend. I’m sure he’s lovely and different from all the other boys and you love snuggles with him and you like it when he surprises you at work with flowers and you love him thiiiiis much an- I DON’T GIVE A SHIT! STOP POSTING ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE EACH OTHER ON FACEBOOK. SAVE IT FOR THE PRIVACY OF YOUR BEDROOM OR SOMEWHERE ELSE WHERE I DON’T HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT. AAARRRGGGGHHHOHMYGOD!!!

I’m sorry. I am in need of a serious rant after I saw this on my Facebook newsfeed:

JS: Missing my baby already u are so sweet thanks for the surprise love u always baby my one and only ♥ :*

JR: Awwwwwww baby :* love u baby girl xxxxxxxxxxx

JS: Awwwwww i no u do baby always and foreva baby ur the best ♥ xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

No. You are 15. You say this about every boy/girlfriend you have. You are not in love. You are not going to be togevaa forevaa. They are not your one and only. Just shut up.

Worst thing is, JS is related to me. Oh God, the shame.

And did you really say, “baby girl?”

This is what I think when I hear anyone say that. And it freaks the fuck out of me.